• piertotum-locomottor:

    little-red-riding-cock:

    brispeak:

    Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

    These were all very entertaining :P

    I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

    at least my coworker is hot

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  • I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”
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  • smaugnussen:

    goddessofsax:

    Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

    dont let the fanfic writers see this

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  • themetaisawesome:

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    penis-hilton:

    same

    I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

    Ditto

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  • nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

    nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

    nateriot:

    Obama on gay adoption 

    image

    yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

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  • davidnailme:

    5SOS Farewell x

    The sign that just says ‘wet’.

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  • redgrieve:

bbbambi:

Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

    redgrieve:

    bbbambi:

    Whatcha thinking about, Bane?

    genocide, the nature of pain, boys ~*~*~*

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  • worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

    worldofkeana:

    falsi:

    this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

    Omfg I love this

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  • officialswagmom:

    hes reading the biology book upside down 

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  • doctor: sorry sir, we couldnt find a donor so we replaced your heart with a dragon balloon animal
    patient: how am i alive
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