• sneakyfeets:

    squishybruise:

    HE BOUGHT THEM BOTH

    pointless continuity is the most beautiful kind

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  • iwillmindfuckyou:

I AM FUCKING HOWLING THIS WAS A REAL RESPONSE KIM KARDASHIAN HERSELF APPROVED SHE PROBABLY WEBT INTO A MEETING WITH THE APP DEVELOPERS AND  DISCUSSED RESPONSES AND CHICKEN BUTT MADE THE CUT. CHICKEN.BUTT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

    iwillmindfuckyou:

    I AM FUCKING HOWLING THIS WAS A REAL RESPONSE KIM KARDASHIAN HERSELF APPROVED SHE PROBABLY WEBT INTO A MEETING WITH THE APP DEVELOPERS AND DISCUSSED RESPONSES AND CHICKEN BUTT MADE THE CUT. CHICKEN.BUTT. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS

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  • Friend: Do you watch Anime?
    Me: Are you sure you're ready for this conversation?
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  • oddman11:

    remember when the internet immortalized the picture of the couple kissing in the vancouver riots?

    forget white people kissing in inappropriate places the only picture that belongs in the louvre is the picture of the man in the american flag shirt hurling a tear gas canister back while holding a chip bag in his other hand.

    image

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  • Classmate: How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
    Me: How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if no one likes you?
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  • psssst get on

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  • melthedestroyer:


coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

    melthedestroyer:

    coffeebuddha:

    fujisalci:

    i write sins not shopping receipts

    Oh,
    Well imagine,
    As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
    And I can’t help but to hear,
    No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
    “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
    “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

    I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

    STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

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  • nateliedormer:

the devil is my pal

    nateliedormer:

    the devil is my pal

    8
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  • lacunal:

    collapsed:

    jensensations:

    never forget the time Tyra flipped a shit over Vaseline

    i cant breathe

    i think she might have been sniffing some vaseline before the show

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  • bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

    bratsquad:

    I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

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  • buttlid:

    wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

    390913
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  • Goodbye white and pasty hello tan and tasty

    Goodbye white and pasty hello tan and tasty

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  • Anonymous said:

    I am the "infinite" girl and the "congrats on your face" girl. By the way.

    haha alright well come off anon

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